The College Commandments

So, I was just checking my email at midnight and guess what I had the pleasure of finding.

The TILT results were due. By midnight.

Yeah, I'm still fuming about my stupidity.

So, I still did them just so I wouldn't be a total slacker, and I have learned just one more College Commandment. As they stand there are five.

1) Thou shalt always bring thine own cleaning supplies.

2) Thou shalt read the syllubi for all classes for once in thine life.

3) Thou shalt remember that the microfridge doesn't need to be set to 5.

4) Thou shalt check thine email often and thoroughly.

5) Thou shalt not say no to free food.

I hope this helps someone else out there. Apparently I had to learn all these things the hard way.